nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via snarkyurl)

MILF: Men I’d Like (to) Friendzone

(Source: punwitch, via dorcasdeadowes)

mariavontraphouse:

There are ppl out here withholding affection from their sons thinking that’s gonna make them men

But what it does is make them grown ass men who can’t handle affection because they never had it before

(Source: kemeticballbuster, via dorcasdeadowes)

pizzuhut:

Hover over the month you were born in

January // February // March // April // May // June // July // August // September // October // November // December

Hover over the day

1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10 // 11 // 12 // 13 // 14 // 15 // 16 // 17 // 18 // 19 // 20 // 21 // 22 // 23 // 24 // 25 // 26 // 27 // 28 // 29 // 30 // 31

Hover over your current mood

happy // sad // tired // absolutely done // pissed off // bored // energetic // sick // hurt // stressed

(via disumbridge)

grumpycathos:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

(Source: sazanaarah, via foxygranger)

The difference between going to the #pool with a 2.5 year old and a pair of adolescents- woot woot! #summer #fun #texas #twincreeks

The difference between going to the #pool with a 2.5 year old and a pair of adolescents- woot woot! #summer #fun #texas #twincreeks

withmightandmain:


Prince George and Prince William in the official portrait released today, July 21, 2014

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

withmightandmain:

Prince George and Prince William in the official portrait released today, July 21, 2014

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

(Source: middletonroyalty, via goldstarsrkindofmything)

Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

alegbra:

a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your…

faultinourfantasies:

John explaining the ‘this is not a pipe’ idea and it’s link to illness

novabeau:

unspeakablynaughtythings:

novabeau:

A Good Pair Of Socks…

that’s kind of mean…

shhhhhhhhh don’t ruin this

novabeau:

unspeakablynaughtythings:

novabeau:

A Good Pair Of Socks…

that’s kind of mean…

shhhhhhhhh don’t ruin this

(Source: felinekin, via randomactsofdouchebaggery)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via albumfive)

klainemakesout:

comewhatmayklaineversion:

Darren

darren’s entire existance in one gif

klainemakesout:

comewhatmayklaineversion:

Darren

darren’s entire existance in one gif

(Source: klainesgettingmarried, via knittywriter)